The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
What you know about fear... doesn't even come close
Starring: Jessica Biel, Jonathan Tucker, Erica Leerhsen, Mike Vogel, Eric Balfour, Ande Bryniarski, R. Lee Ermey, David Dorfman, Lauren German, Terrence Evans, Marietta Marich, Heather Kafka, Kathy Lamkin, Brad Celand, John Larroquette, Scott Martin Gershin, Harry Jay Knowles
Director: Marcus Nispel
Running Time: 98 minutes
US MPAA rating: N/AUK BBFC rating: 18
Horror
When Tobe Hooper's classic The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was released in 1974, it generated a furore of controversy, and was banned from this country for 25 years. How times have changed. Marcus Nispel's 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre' has been allowed to pass entirely uncut, in contrast to the hapless teenagers it portrays, who are sliced and diced in gorily explicit detail before our eyes as they never were in the more restrained and blood-free original - but I doubt that today's viewers will find much controversy in this reimagining of the massacre, even if it leaves far less to the imagination.
While the film's action is fixed in 1973, and many elements from the original script by Tobe Hooper and Kim Henkel ha ve been retained, screenwriter Scott Kosar has taken his material apart and then stitched it back together again much as Leatherface does with the bodies of his victims. The faux-documentary voice-over at the beginning, again narrated by John Larroquette, is this time accompanied by a 'Blair Witch Project'-inspired black-and-white 'police film' of the murder scene. As the five teenagers travel in their beat-up van through the backwoods of Texas, the hitchhiker that they pick up is not the manic blade-wielding local of the original, but a distraught young woman who informs them that they are all going to die and then shoots herself. The gas station offering 'Great BBQ' is run by an old woman rather than a man, it is not one of the teenagers but one of the local family who is wheelchair-bound, and in fact all the characters (apart from Leatherface) are either different or completely new - like the young boy Jedidiah (David Dorfman) or the spit-hawking Sheriff Hoyt (the brilliant R. Lee Ermey). These and other changes will leave fans of the original knowing that they are on familar territory, but no longer entirely sure how to read the map, which only adds to the sense of paranoid powerlessness and entrapment which made the first film so creepily effective.
While far more unflinching in visual terms than the original film, especially in the already notorious meathook scene which is here far longer and more detailed, strangely the new 'Massacre' comes over all coy with respect to the taboo of cannibalism - it would be entirely possible to leave this film with no idea that Leatherface and his family of whackos are using their prey's bodies for more than mere sewing practice. There is no doubt that the original's torturously elongated, psychologically traumatic closing scene set around a family dinner table has a far greater visceral impact than the rather conventional cat-and-mouse chase sequence which ends this film.
In fact, there is little if anything in Nispel's remake which improves upon the viciously brilliant original - but it is different enough to keep those who have seen the first film on their toes, and similar enough to scare the hell out of those who have not. And now is the right time to revisit this 1970s tale about a group of young co-eds trapped in the power of a family of demented hillbillies - after all, there's a Texan redneck family in the (White) house, the whole world is in the grip of its violent whims, and no-one can be certain anymore of escaping in one piece.
It's Got: The best camerashot filmed through a gaping bullet hole in a person's body since 1980's 'Cannibal Apocalypse', and an 'armless antagonist who, as in the old joke, hasn't got a nose but still smells bloody awful...
It Needs: More psychological terror to match its visual horror - and to dump the baby-rescuing scene.
Alternatives: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), House of 1000 Corpses, Wrong Turn
Summary: Going head to head with one of the greatest horror films of all time is bound to end in bad blood, but while this reimagined 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre' is no real match for the original, it has just enough mad mayhem and hysterical helter-skelter to satisfy most horror-fiends - and a film about a terrifying family of mad Texans wielding ruthlessly lethal power from a big white house has never seemed more pointedly political.
Review Date: 11th March 2003
External Links
Official Web Site
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre at the IMDB
Comments10 Comments |
| Great review... i loved the part about the white house... hilarious... good site overall. i'll be back. caroline |
| Comment by:- caroline | | 25 April 2004 | ip: logged |
| A great film and a great review. |
| Comment by:- Matt Furrie | www.zinemagazine.net | 18 June 2004 | ip: logged |
| it was the horer movie ever. thethin thay scares me the most is it raely happend |
| Comment by:- sam deckard | | 08 July 2004 | ip: logged |
| scary..real cool...made me feel sorry for the actors! |
| Comment by:- Paige | | 19 August 2004 | ip: logged |
| Hi there... Anyone who can tell me if the "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" is real, that it has really happened??? If anyone knows, please e-mail me at: xicrow@hotmail.com |
| Comment by:- Xicrow | | 08 September 2004 | ip: logged |
| Excellent review. |
| Comment by:- Anonymous | | 21 September 2004 | ip: logged |
| No, it's not real. Never happened. It was all for publicity. |
| Comment by:- CC | | 25 November 2004 | ip: logged |
| It was based on this man Ed Gien, who dug up corpses and wore their skin, it wasn't in texas and he didn't use a chainsaw |
| Comment by:- M.J | | 01 December 2004 | ip: logged |
| one of the worst remakes in history!!! doesn't make the original any justice. |
| Comment by:- Anonymous | | 03 January 2005 | ip: logged |
| This movie is cool, but some of the best caracteres ain't there. The "grampa" of the 1974's movie was great, and the crazy guy who cut himself in the van was really funny. The scene of the dinner that grampa tries to hit the girl's head with a hammer missed in the new one. But it's a good movie, but not so good. I've found "The house of 1000 corpses" better. |
| Comment by:- Luis | | 04 June 2005 | ip: logged |
