Treasure Planet (2002)
Starring: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Emma Thompson, Brian Murray, Martin Short
Director: John Musker, Ron Clements
Running Time: 96 minutes
US MPAA rating: N/AUK BBFC rating: u
Adventure, Animation, Family, Science Fiction
It's like Treasure Island , only set in space. What an idea! Why didn't anyone think of it sooner? Probably because it's rubbish.
If fans of the Robert Louis Stevenson classic were peeved by the Muppet's attempted reworking a few years ago, then they should definitely hide their eyes now. For this charmless sci-fi caper, Disney have taken it upon themselves to make Jim Hawkins a sulky floppy-haired space-surfing delinquent, and Long John Silver a robot-armed cyborg with a cutesy shape-shifting pink blob where once you'd have expected a parrot. Disney have provided us with some wonderful characters over the years, but you'll struggle to find any in here.
Hawkins gets the opportunity to escape the whining of his suspiciously young-looking single mum when he discovers a star chart leading him to the hidden "loot of a thousand worlds". So, accompanied by a particularly irritating friend of the family going by the name of Dr Doppler, he sets off on a ship captained by an Emma Thompson-voiced captain and a crew of predictably mutinous mutants.
It's all formulaic Disney fare, but from the directors who brought us the triumphs that were Aladdin and The Little Mermaid you expect much more. Yes, the animation is brilliant, and the space theme provides the perfect opportunity for Disney to show off the full whack of its' cartoon capabilities. But we already know Disney can do that. It just wouldn't be one of Walt's flicks if it didn't utilise the latest cutting edge technology, but that's no substitute for good ideas, a sharp script, likable characters and a fun soundtrack. Unfortunately, Treasure Planet struggles to keep its head above water in all four of those areas.
This contrived attempt at recapturing the spirit of Disney adventures of old is to be followed swiftly into cinemas by a sequel to The Jungle Book. Is that the sound of great minds whirring we hear emanating from Disney HQ? Nope, it's the sound of a barrel being scraped.
It's Got: Martin Short as the malfunctioning hyper-annoying robot B.E.N. - the things you see when you don't have a tin-opener.
It Needs: To dump the groaning "adult" soundtrack and inject some proper fun.
Alternatives: Aladdin, The Little Mermaid, The Lion King
Summary: The quality of the animation never fails to impress, but can't cover up for the fact that this is one of the blandest cartoon tales ever to come out of the Disney studios. Extremely disappointing.
Review by Gary Panton
Review Date: 5th February 2003
External Links
Treasure Planet at the IMDB
Comments4 Comments |
| I have to dissagree with your opinion on the film. I thought it was very well done and put a fun twist on the classic "Treasure Island." After seeing Treasure Planet I was inspired to read Treasure Island. |
| Comment by:- Anonymous | | 03 August 2004 | ip: logged |
| I also would disagree, the relationship between the Cyborg and young Hawkins works very well. I also was not annoyed with various character as was the writer of this article. |
| Comment by:- Ken | | 15 August 2004 | ip: logged |
| I would have to say i also dissagree with your opinion on the film. Although the little mermaid, the lion king and other such walt disney films are brilliantly unbeatable in style, if the disney studios kept producing such quality where would the magic be? they would all just be the same. Personally i believe that Treasure Planet is inspireing and complimentry to the walt disney collection, it shows how old ideas have been interpreted into something fun and fresh as well as adding a good touch of humor to an old classical book. |
| Comment by:- Emma | | 25 September 2004 | ip: logged |
| I hereby beg the people of the world to stop ruining such a beautiful classic "the treasure island" by Robert Louis Stevevnson. The movie even though had nice animations and imagination but next time try writing an original script PLZZZZZ....if u can't, call me to write one for U. My personal ratings 3/10. |
| Comment by:- Beni-Man | | 18 October 2004 | ip: logged |
